|Little Johnny and his friend Billy were playing in a lane, and found a donkey that had died with a hard on. Being mischievous, Little Johnny cut off the donkey's dick and began brandishing it in the air.|
Just then a police officer on his bicycle came up the lane. Little Johnny didn't want to be caught with it, so he tossed it over the wall of the Nunnery.
Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon stroll found the dick in the bushes.
"Oh sweet Jesus," says Sister Agnes.
"What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white as a sheet."
"It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies. "They have murdered Father O'Toole!"