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    A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.

    As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.

    The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a RICH Doctor! A RICH Doctor!"
  • The Naughty Husband A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this."
    "What`s the problem?" the doctor inquired...
  • Getting a Promotion The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of course, I was excited, but...
  • Airsick!!! A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts...
  • Insufficient Funds A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried.
    "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad...
  • Boat Number 66 At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
    Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return...