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    Tom, Glenn, and Scott were working on a high rise building project. Glenn fell off and was instantly killed.

    As the ambulance took the body away, Scott said, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

    Tom says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, Tom came back carrying a 6-pack. Scott asked, "Where did you get that, Tom?"

    "Glenn's wife gave it to me."

    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

    Tom said, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Glenn's widow.' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

    And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?"
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