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    Aaj Office Se Aakar Jab Mein Bahar Apni Balcony Mein Baitha Toh Mausam Ekdum Suhawana Ho Gya Aur Baarish Bhi Shuru Ho Gayi. Maine Apni Patni Se Kaha: Arey Sunti Ho... Dekho Bahar Kya Mast Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.

    Meri Patni Jhat Se Boli: Sochna Bhi Mat... Kyunki Ek Toh Ghar Mein Besan Nahin Hai, Pyaz Bhi Khatam Hone Wala Hai Aur Sarson Ke Tail Ka Vaise Hi Kaafi Mehnga Hai... Aur Upar Se Aaj Kaamwali Bhi Nahin Aayi, Saare Bartan Joothe Pade Hain.

    Maine Apni Patni Ko Rokne Ke Liye Jaise Hi Kuch Kehne Laga Toh Usne Ekdum Se Tok Diya: Aur Haan... Daaru Ke Ke Liye Baraf Mat Maang Lena... Aaj Subah Se Bijli Ke Cut Lag Rahe Hain Aur Fridge Mein Thanda Pani Tak Nahin Hai. Vaise Bhi Bachche Bade Ho Rahe Hain.... Ye Sab Ghar Mein Bilkul Nahin Chalega.

    Mein Badi Hairani Se Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Aur Apni Shrimati Ji Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha. Mujhe Apni Taraf Dekhta Paa Kar Meri Madam Ek Pal Ke Liye Ruki Aur Nakaratmak Andaaz Mein Boli: Na, Na, Na... Meri Taraf Toh Dekhna Bhi Mat, Koi Umeed Bhi Mat Rakhna.... Meri Kamar Mein Vaise Hi Dard Ho Raha Hai...

    Batao... Ab Pati Ye Bhi Nahin Bol Sakta Ki Baarish Ho Rahi Hai....
  • Cuss At It A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough...
  • Best Position for Prayer Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
    "No," another contended. "I get the best results...
  • Spiritual Preparedness Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you sure you`re prepared for it?"
    "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made...
  • Delivering Bad News Tom, Glenn, and Scott were working on a high rise building project. Glenn fell off and was instantly killed. As the ambulance took the body away, Scott said, "Someone should go and tell his...
  • A Witch Doctor! A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter...