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    My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?', I replied:

    "65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament and 4000 MLA's of states.

    They said, this is not an acceptable answer.

    I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!!
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