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    Kal Shaam Mein Apne Ek Dost Ke Saath Baitha Peg Laga Raha Tha. 3-4 Peg Lagane Ke Baad Vo Bhai Kuch Senti Sa Ho Gaya Aur Bola: Yaar... Kal Meri Premika Ki Beti 21 Saal Ki Ho Jayegi.

    Maine Kaha: Toh Kya?

    Vo Bola: Mera Beta Pichle Mahine 24 Saal Ka Hua Hai.

    Maine Phir Kaha: Toh?

    Vo Bola: Yaar Kuch Aisa Karo Ki Mere Bete Ki Shaadi Uski Beti Se Ho Jaye.

    Maine Kaha Us Se Kya Hoga?

    Ab Uske Dil Ki Baat Ki Gahraai Ko Dekhiye...

    Bade Bhavuk Hote Hue Vo Bola: Yaar Bahut Ichcha Thi Ki Meri aur Uski Shaadi Ho... Vo Mere Bachchon Ki Maan Bane.... Lekin Afsos... Yeh Ho Na Saka. Lekin Ab Ye Sochta Hun Ki Kisi Tarah Se Mere Bete Ki Shaadi Uski Beti Se Ho Jaaye.

    Maine Pucha Ki Vo Kyun Bhala?

    Vo Bola: Vo Isliye Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Mera Beta Apni Saas Ko Mummy-Mummy Hi Bolega Na.... Aur Kuch Nahin Toh Dil Mein Chupi Chahat Ko Kuch Toh Shaanti Milegi.
  • My ITR Has Been Rejected My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for `Number of Dependents on you?`, I replied: "65% of population who doesn`t pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants...
  • Baarish Ho Rahi Hai Aaj Office Se Aakar Jab Mein Bahar Apni Balcony Mein Baitha Toh Mausam Ekdum Suhawana Ho Gya Aur Baarish Bhi Shuru Ho Gayi. Maine Apni Patni Se Kaha: Arey Sunti Ho... Dekho Bahar Kya Mast Baarish Ho Rahi Hai...
  • The Slowest Worker Ever A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper...
  • Cuss At It A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough...
  • Best Position for Prayer Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
    "No," another contended. "I get the best results...