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    Mandir Mein Raat Ko Bhajan Aur Kirtan Ka Programme Tha. Suresh Ka Dil Kara Raha Tha Jaane Ka Lekin Uski Patni Ne Mana Karte Hue Kaha: Tum Pata Nahi Kab Tak Aoge, Late Ho Jaoge..... Mein Kab Tak Jaagti Rahungi?

    Suresh Ne Apni Patni Ko Vishwas Dilate Hue Kaha: Mein 11 Baje Tak Vaapas Aa Jaunga... Promise.

    Patni Ji Maan Gayi Aur Kaha: Theek Hai... Lekin 11 Baje Matlab 11 Baje.

    Bhajan Sandhya Mein Suresh Kuch Is Tarah Doob Gaya Ki Time Ka Dhyan Hi Nahin Raha. Jab Suresh Ne Ghadi Ki Taraf Dekha Toh 1 Baj Raha Taha.... Suresh Ji Ki Haalat Patli Ho Gayi. Vo Chappal Haath Mein Liye Daudne Lage Aur Har Har Mahadev Bolte Gaye.

    Bhajan Sandhya Ka Mahaul Kaafi Alokik Tha... Aur Shiv Ji Bhi Vahin The. Unhone Suresh Ko Bhaagte Hue Dekha To Uski Help Ke Liye Aaye Aur Bole: Bol Bhakt, Kya Problem Hai?

    Suresh: Jai Ho Bhole Nath, Aap Mere Saath Ghar Tak Chalo. Mein Jab Knock Karoon Toh Aap Aagey Aake Sambhaal Lena, Nahin Toh Meri Patni Mujhe Aaj Mujhe Maar Dalegi.

    Shiv Ji: Vats... Tumhari Patni Tumhe Kyun Maregi ?

    Suresh: Hey Prabhu, Mein Apni Patni Ko 11 Baje Ka Bol Ke Aaya Tha.

    Shiv Ji: Abhi Kitne Baje Rahe Hain?

    Suresh: Ab Toh 1 Baj Raha Hai Prabhu.

    Ye Sunte Hi Shiv Ji Bhi Bhaagne Lage. Suresh, Badi Hi Hairaani Se Puchta Hai: Kya Hua Prabhu... Aap Kyun Bhaag Rahe Hain?

    Shiv Ji Daudte Daudte Bole: Bachcha, Mein Khud 12 Baje Ka Bol Ke Aaya Tha.

    Patni Matlab Patni... Chahe Vo Kisi Ki Bhi Ho!!!
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