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    A young trainee surgeon asks his Prof, "Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting confident at the job?"

    And the Prof patiently answers, "Son, have you seen the hot nurses with adorable looks and curves?"

    "Yes, my sir, I have."

    "And the sunlight, getting beautifully scattered back from their oiled locks ?"

    "Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."

    "And when they're dressing the patient leaning forward, you must had witnessed the two moons... raising above the horizon slowly reflecting all its enormous beauty?"

    "Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."

    "That is the problem Tharki. You keep watching all this Chutiyagiri instead of focusing on your surgery!"
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