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    A makeshift temple had been built by jawans in a forward post area border and every evening they used to assemble there for puja.

    When the CO joined them one evening, he was surprised to find the image of Lord Krishna alone on the pedestal, without his consort Radha.

    "Where is Radha?" the Colonel asked.

    "Sir, She can't come here," the jawan replied.

    "Why she can't come here?" the CON asked.

    "Because it's a non- family station sir."

    Army is very strict about their rules... Even if it is for God!!!
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