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    Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki?

    Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein Mera Pair Aagey Khadi Ek Aurat Ki Saree Ke Latakte Hue Pallu Pe Pad Gaya.

    Vo Naagin Ki Tarah Funkaar Maarkar Ekdum Se Palti Aur Sherni Ki Tarah Dahar Ke Boli: Dhyaan Kahan Hai Tumhara... Dekh Ke Nahin Chal Sakte.... Andhey Ho Gaye Ho Kya... ?!?

    Main Haklakar Maafi Mangne Laga... Galti Se Ho Gaya Madam... Vio Mein....

    Tabhi Uski Nazar Mere Chehre Pe Padi, Aur Vo Thoda Shaant Ho Gayi Aur Boli: Oh! Maafe Kijiye, Mujhe Laga Ki Mere Pati Hain, Isliye Mein Itna Kuch Bol Gayi.

    Bas Beta... Phir Kuch Himmat Si Nahin Hui Sahadi Karne Ki.
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