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    Aaj Subah Mera Ek Naya Dost, Jo Ki Bengali Hai, Mere Ghar Aaya Aur Bola: Aaj Shaam Ko Hamare Ghar Bhojan Hai, Aap Shob Oaiyega.

    Meine Kaha Theek Hai, Hum Zaroor Aayenge.

    Maine Apne Wife Se Kaha Ki Shaam Ka Khaana Friend Ke Ghar Hai, Isliye Aaj Khana Mat Banana Aur Time Pe Ready Ho Jaana. Shaam Ko Hum Dono Theek Time Pe Apne Us Dost Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.

    Wahan Kuch Bengalis Pehele Se Baithe Dholak-Chimta, Harmonium-Tabla Baja Rahe The Aur Bengali Mein Kuch Gaa Rahe The.... Kuch Kirtan Type Ka Programme Tha Shayad.

    Hum Bhi Chupchap Baithe Rahe Aur Sunte Rahe.

    Thodi Der Ke Baad Ye Sab Khatam Hua Aur Phir Us Dost Ne Sabko Prasad Diya Aur Haath Jodkar Kaha: Aaj Ka Bhojan Ka Programme Khotam... Aap Shob Ka Dhonyabad.

    Phir Hum Waha Mayoos Se Hokar Nikal Aye... Shrimati ji Full Gusse Mein Thi... Saare Raaste Munh Fula Ke Baithi Rahi.

    Bas Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Ghar Pahunche Hain... Mein Kitchen Mein Dinner Ka Jugaad Kar Raha Hun Kyunki Shrimatiji Ka Hukum Hai Ki Bahar Se Khaana Order Nahin Karna Hai.
  • Squeeze Out The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out...
  • Shadi Ka Darr Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki? Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein...
  • A Tricky Question Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is...
  • Purebred Police Dog My friend, a recent widower, thought it might be a good idea to get himself a dog for a bit of companionship. Checking out the pet ads in the local newspaper he came across one that read: "Purebred Police Dog...
  • The Incredible Golf Ball These two guys were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don`t you try this ball?"
    He draws a green golf ball out of his bag...