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    Teacher Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchta Hai: Pappu Beta, Ye Batao Ki Ghar Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain?

    Pappu: Sir Ji, Jo Ghar Housle Se Banaye Jaate Hain Unhe 'House' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Mein Hawan Hote Hain Unhe 'Home' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Mein Hawa Jyada Chalti Hai Unhe 'Haveli' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Mein Dewaaron Ke Bhi Kaan Hote Hai Unhe 'Makaan' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Ke Loan Ki Instalments Bharne Mein Aadmi Hamesha Late Ho Jata Hai Unhe 'Flat' Kehta Hian...
    Aur Jin Gharon Mein Ye Bhi Pata Na Ho Ki Bagal Wale Gharon Mein Rehta Hai Unhe 'Bangla' Kehte Hain.

    Teacher Ji Abhi Tak Behosh Hain...
  • Invitation For Dinner Aaj Subah Mera Ek Naya Dost, Jo Ki Bengali Hai, Mere Ghar Aaya Aur Bola: Aaj Shaam Ko Hamare Ghar Bhojan Hai, Aap Shob Oaiyega. Meine Kaha Theek Hai, Hum Zaroor Aayenge. Maine Apne Wife Se Kaha...
  • A Lawyer Never Lies A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house...
  • Squeeze Out The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out...
  • Shadi Ka Darr Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki? Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein...
  • A Tricky Question Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is...