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    Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

    So on a cold freezing day on Lake Erie they began their contest.

    The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Browns had caught 0 fish and the Steelers had 100. At the end of the 2nd day the Browns had caught 0 fish and the Steelers 200.

    That evening the Browns coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place."

    So the next morning he dressed one of his players in black and yellow and sent him over to the Steelers camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach.

    The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"

    "They sure are!" the player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice."
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