During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.

    He described a typical day this way:

    "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
    I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
    I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
    I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
    I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
    The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
    At the end of it all I drank eight beers"

    Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man."

    "No," he replied, "I'm just a shit golfer."
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