Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart.​

    He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.​

    One student said to his friend,​ "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."​

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him And one of the students said to him,​ "We're medical students and couldn't help But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"​

    The old man said,​ "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."​

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."​

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."​

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."​

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."​

    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"​

    The old man said,​ "I thought it was G A S - but I was wrong, too!"​
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