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    Wife sent a message to her husband:

    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you.

    Husband: Who is Savita ?

    Wife: Nothing, I was just making sure that you read my message or not.

    Twist in the tale.....
    Husband: But I'm with Savita, which Savita are you talking about ?
    Wife: where are you....?

    Husband: Near vegetable market.

    Wife: Wait, I will come there.....

    After 10 minutes she texts her husband 'where are you?'

    Husband: I m at office, now buy whatever vegetables you need...
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