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    Singapore Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, said there were two options for me:

    Either I get corrupted and I put my family in the Forbes list of the richest people in the world and leave my people with nothing.

    OR

    I serve my country, my people and let my country be in the list of the best ten economies in the world.

    I chose the second option.


    Indian politicians (most) said there were two options for us too, but the second option was already taken by the Singapore Prime Minister.
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