Bill goes to visit his doctor on his birthday, a look of concern quite evident on his face.

    The doctor says, "Hey there, Bill. What seems to be the problem?"

    "Well, Doc," Bill replies, "It's a little embarrassing.

    You see, when I was 14, my erections were like solid steel... I couldn't bend them down or from side to side."

    The doctor nodded.

    "When I was 24," Bill continued, "I found I could bend my erections down just a bit."

    The doctor nodded.

    "When I was 34, I found I could bend them a couple of inches down, and at least an inch to either side."

    The doctor nodded once again.

    Bill went on, "And now that I'm 44, I find that I can bend my erections almost all the way down and side to side. So, Doc, I'm really worried, and I have just one question to ask you."

    "And what would that be, Bill?" replied the doctor.

    "Doc," Bill asked, "Just how much stronger am I gonna get?"
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