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    Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

    Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

    "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death - we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

    "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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    Not crying after being beaten...