•  

    3 Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management...

    1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time - No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.

    Moral - Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.

    2. Fucking Law of Direction - Even though both holes are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.

    Moral - Right direction and focus is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.

    3. Fucking Law of Human Resources - By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man to fuck 4 women, you can get 4 children.

    Moral - Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men.

    Forward to all Hard working employees. This is why sex education is necessary.
  • Physics Viva Voice Two students go to physics oral exam. The first goes in the class and the professor begins with the questions: "Let`s say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do...
  • Horizontal and Vertical Lips A boss had to interview 4 girls for his secretary`s position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss: A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What`s the difference between the two...
  • Chocolate Nut Sundae Little Johnny was the recipient of a holster and a pair of toy six shooters on his birthday. He went to show off his new toys, in full cowboy regalia. He went to the local ice cream stand, drew his pistols and exclaimed...
  • Intended Grandchild! A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts...
  • Dirty Sign Language A farmer drives his tractor away from the homestead when half a mile later his brake cable snaps. He sees his wife on the porch and manages to catch her attention but is unable to make her hear what he is shouting...