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    Ek Mehfil Mein Ek Bujurg Apne Kuch Anubhav Logon Ko Bata Rahe The.

    Maine Apni Life Mein 3 Kism Ke Logon Se Jyada Badnaseeb Kisi Ko Nahin Dekha.

    Pehle Vo Jinke Paas Bharpoor Naye Kapde Hon Phir Bhi Aadtana Puraane Se Kaam Chalate Rehte Hain.

    Dusre Vo Jinke Ghar Khane Ki Liye Beshumar Khana Ho, Par Kanjoosi Ki Aadat Se Ya Phir Kisi Bimari Ki Vajah Se Kha Nahin Paate.

    Aur Teesre Vo Jo.... Itna Kehte Hi Unka Gala Bhar Aya Aur Ankhein Chalak Gayi.

    Logon Ne Pucha Ki Kya Hua, Kaun Hain Vo Teesre Type Ke Log?

    Us Bujurg Ne Bhare Gale Se Jawab Diya: Doston, Teesre Vo Jinko Peene Ka Bahut Shauq Hota Hai... Jinka Dil Karta Hai Ki Piye Lekin Sirf Apni Gharwali Ke Khauf Se Do Peg Daru Nahin Pee Sakte.

    Unke Itna Kehte Hi Mehfil Mein Adhe Se Jyada Logon Ki Aankhein Bhar Aayi.
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