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    Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy".

    So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that'd be a tragedy."

    "Not quite," says Mr. Trump, "that would be an accident."

    A little girl raises her hand, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

    "I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

    The room goes silent. Trump searches the room, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raises his hand.

    In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy."

    "Fantastic!" exclaimed Mr. Trump. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

    "Well', said little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and probably wouldn't be an accident either."
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