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    Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health.

    "Sam, you're in excellent shape for an 80 year old man. But I'm not a magician - I can't make you any younger," says the doctor.

    "Who asked you to make me younger?" says Sam. "You just make sure I get older!"
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