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    A wife sends her programmer husband for grocery shopping.

    She tells him: I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.

    The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread.

    The wife asks: Why the hell did you get 6 loaves of bread?

    To which the husband replies: They had eggs.
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    "My fee is five hundred dollars," replies the physician
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