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    Several days before Halloween, Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle.

    Since the raffle was for charity, they bought five tickets each. When the raffle was drawn a few days later, they each won a prize.

    Tom won the first prize - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.

    Dick was the winner of the second prize - a six month supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.

    And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.

    The next time they met at the bar, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."

    "Me too," replied Dick.

    "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"

    "Not so good," Harry groaned, "I reckon I'll go back to toilet paper."
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