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    Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70.

    They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was fresh and relaxed.

    "I don't understand," he marveled, "how you can listen to patients from morning till night on a day like this and still look so spry and un-bothered when it's over?"

    The older analyst said simply, "Who listens?"
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    "What`s that, Joey?` asked Goldblatt.
    "Well, according to the Bible...
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  • Management Lesson His Phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor scolded him. The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence. His wife kept on kept on lecturing him on his...