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    A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

    "Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman, "But go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway."

    "OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have you slept with?"

    "That's my business!" snapped the woman.

    "Oh, cool!" said the young man. "I didn't realize you made a living at it!"
  • Mummy Knees A beautiful young lady goes to new doctor for an annual exam. After completing his exam the Dr. asks the girl to get dressed and wait outside. After a while he calls her back and tells her that all her tests came out fine...
  • Firm and Juicy Peaches The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middle man and sell...
  • Dance of Love It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club...
  • Nymphomaniac Wife Bob took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This Is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous...
  • Castration Surgery A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough...