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    My Dear Friends,
    On a very Serious note, Please be informed that somebody is trying to cause false alarm and despondency by spreading a very bad rumor about me. Some People are intentionally trying to Harm my reputed Image, out of Jealousy.

    Actually, I got informed from my well wishers that someone is aggressively telling people that I have stopped drinking.

    I have no clue about that. These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation and prevent my friends like you from offering me single malts and cognac this festive season.

    So, Just Don't listen to them and keep me in the list of all Cocktail parties enclosed with the feasts coming ahead.

    Yours truly...
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