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    A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

    Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
  • A Personal Question A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
    "Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman...
  • Little Johnny Learns a New Skill Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...
  • Mummy Knees A beautiful young lady goes to new doctor for an annual exam. After completing his exam the Dr. asks the girl to get dressed and wait outside. After a while he calls her back and tells her that all her tests came out fine...
  • Firm and Juicy Peaches The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middle man and sell...
  • Dance of Love It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club...