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    Jason gets off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocks on his blind date's door. She opens it and is very beautiful and charming.

    "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she says. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

    The dog follows Jason onto the balcony and starts rolling over. Jason makes a hoop with his arms and Spot jumps through, over the balcony railing.

    Just then, Jason's date walks out. "Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

    "To tell the the truth, " he replies, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!"
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