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    A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment.

    During the night, the groom, feeling amorous, whispered across to his bride, "Come across here darling."

    She whispered back, "How can I get across."

    The groom said, "I have something stiff you could crawl across on."

    A voice from the lower berth asked with a chuckle, "How's she going to get back?"
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