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    An Elderly lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the clerk advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.

    She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally.

    To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.

    A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught YOU at it, too!"
  • Long and Stiff! A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment...
  • Christmas Gift Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa`s lap at the department store. Santa says, "I`ll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells...
  • Cook My Sock... A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she`s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks...
  • How's Your Hole A rather large lady had saved her money for a long time to be able to afford a cruise on a ship to the Bahamas. When she gets settled in her cabin she goes to the dining room for her first meal on board...
  • A Personal Question A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
    "Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman...