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    Santa Bhaga-Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola: Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.

    Manager: Toh Tumhe Samjhana Chahiye, Tumhari Biwi Hai... Main Kya Kar Sakta Hun?

    Santa: Oye Kamine, Vo Khidki Khul Nahin Rahi Hai.

    Santa Ne Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
    Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maan-Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
    Santa Bholepan Se: Kya Pata Ji, Mein Toh Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hoon.

    Santa Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya.
    Interviewer Ne Santa Se Puchha: Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
    Intelligent Answer By Santa: Landline Mein Number Ungliyon Se Dial Karna Padta Hai Aur Cellphone Mein Anguthe Se.

    Ek Baar Santa Ki Biwi Jeeto Ne Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Bola: Suno ji, Vo Teen Shabd Kaho Na... Jinhe Sunkar Mujhe Dil Se Khushi Mehsoos Hoti Hai.
    Santa: Galti Meri Thi.
  • Truck For Sale A eighteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!"
    He calmly told them, "I bought it today...
  • Prescription Drug A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." ¬ĚThe pharmacist asked, "Why in the world...
  • Your Dog Was Depressed Jason gets off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocks on his blind date`s door. She opens it and is very beautiful and charming. "I`ll be ready in a few minutes," she says. "Why don`t you play with Spot...
  • Christmas Party Warning A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drunk driving as we`re getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another...
  • Fake News On a very Serious note, please be informed that somebody is trying to cause false alarm and despondency by spreading a very bad rumor about me. Some people are intentionally trying to harm my reputed image...