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    "Miss, I'm sorry but we can't employ you as a center-fold model", the editor of a men's magazine explained. "It's all too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black".

    The irate lady picked up a paperweight on his desk and proceeded to slam it down on the editor's fingers.

    "What the hell did you do that for !" he exploded.

    She smiled sweetly and said "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."
  • Tattoo on Private Part There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to how women cannot take enough pain to get a tattoo. After listening to the guys...
  • Sex on The Piano The teacher says, "Okay, class, we`re going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word `perhaps` in it."
    Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won`t give us...
  • Caught in the Act An Elderly lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the clerk advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring...
  • Ring Around The Penis Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring....
  • Long and Stiff! A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment...