A Dentist was conducting a survey: "How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"

    "3 months...!!!"

    "1 month...!!!"

    "There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc... etc... Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"
  • Sarso Da Tel! Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream `racism` these days.
    In London, a customer asked, "Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?"
    The shopkeeper says "Are you a "Punjabi?"
    The guy (clearly offended) says...
  • Signs that Technology has Taken Over Your Life Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty`s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address...
  • The Breathalyzer Test A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
    "I can`t do that, officer...
  • This is what Canada is! A Syrian arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian, for letting me come into this country...
  • Coca-Cola Posters A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren`t you successful with the Arabs ?"
    The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East...