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    When Canadian road workers found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Toronto and Hamilton, there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

    So the government had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu, much to everyone's relief.

    However, he was surprised that his detailed study determined that 98 percent of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, but only 2 percent were killed by car impact.

    The Province then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the reason behind the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set up a lookout crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    His conclusion was that the lookout crow could warn "Cah", but he could not say "Truck".
  • Building the Chunnel As the UK and French governments began plans for the Chunnel (English Channel Tunnel), they realized they didn`t have the ability to build it themselves, so they put the project out for bid. Three teams...
  • The Toddler's Rule If it is on, I must turn it off.
    If it is off, I must turn it on.
    If it is folded, I must unfold it.
    If it is liquid, it must be shaken then spilled.
    If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or...
  • The Life of a Toothbrush A Dentist was conducting a survey: How long do you use your Toothbrush...?
    Indian: There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for brushing our teeth, then we use it for....
  • Don't Mess With Indians American Interviewer: So what`s your email ID ?
    Indian Candidate: Sir, iamanindian@gmail.com
    American Interviewer: And password ?
    Indian: 12345678
  • Sarso Da Tel! Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream `racism` these days.
    In London, a customer asked, "Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?"
    The shopkeeper says "Are you a "Punjabi?"
    The guy (clearly offended) says...