•  

    Joe, the Governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The Governor had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend.

    So, it was understandable that the Governor didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job.

    "They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the Governor muttered.

    At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the Governor's side.

    "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?"

    "Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."
  • The Old Repair Man The Kosher bakeries motzah machine speed controlled drive system was down and the company was losing $5,000 an hour in profits. They placed an emergency call to their maintenance department, but...
  • The New Job Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
    The bartender says, "Well, seems you`re in a really good mood tonight, hmmm?"
    Billy-Bob says, "Oh, you can bet...
  • Height of Automation Hello! Is this Gordon`s Pizza?
    No sir, it`s Google`s Pizza.
    Did I dial the wrong number?
    No sir, Google bought the pizza store....
  • Spiritual Gift A minister of a church loved peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual present he was not...
  • Too Young To Die On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through quite a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, the plane is bucking back and forth, pitching up and down and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck...