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    A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts.

    The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them...

    The bartender retrieves the glass and licks the beer off the blonde. Each time he calls for a beer, this happens. So after the third beer, he decides to help the bartender out.

    The next time the bartender hits her boobs, he jumps up and starts to lick her breasts... AND SHE DECKS HIM.

    He is laying on the floor moaning and groaning, "Jeez..then why do you let the bartender do it?"

    The blonde replies, "Because he has a liquor license."
  • No Breast Milk She was beautiful, blonde and buxom - a perfect specimen of womanhood - with a small baby in her arms. He was in his first day in private practice, eager to show he knew all about everything. "What`s seems to be the problem...
  • A Pony in Striped Pyjama A zebra lived her whole life in a zoo but was getting on in age, so the zoo decided to let her spend her final years on a farm. The zebra was excited to see a huge pasture with green grass and hills and many strange animals...
  • The Sex-Starved Couple An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right, and never have sex again...
  • Love Deuce Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
    Dad looks horrified and tells Little Johnny all about sex...
  • Complisult !!! Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She`s really hot," one boy said. "I`m really nervous. I know I`ll goof up!"
    "Take it easy," his friend assured him...