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    1. Who is the father of chicken?
    Chicken ka bab.

    2. Who is the mother of chicken?
    Chicken Kima.

    3. How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
    Kalmi chicken

    4. What happens when a chicken takes bath?
    Chicken showerma.

    5. Chicken in trouble?
    Chicken soup.

    6. Chicken getting injection?
    Chicken teeka.

    7. Chicken doing flattery?
    Butter chicken.

    8. Chicken on a winter night?
    Chilly chicken.

    9. Chicken at retirement?
    Chicken 65.

    Dedicated to all the chicken lovers.
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