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    While walking along the beach in Goa, Banta found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off, and out popped a genie.

    "Since you have freed me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes."
    Banta thought for a moment and said, "I'm feeling a might thirsty. I think I'll wish for a pint of chilled Beer." And poof! there was a pint of stout in his hand.

    He drank it down and started to toss the bottle away, when the genie said, "Look at that bottle before you throw it away."

    He did and watched as it magically refilled itself with beer.

    "That's a magic bottle. It will refill itself whenever you empty it. So what are your other wishes?"

    Excited Banta grinned, "I'll be taking two more of these!"
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