|A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it's a gay bar.|
"What the heck? I really want a drink," he thinks, and sits down.
A waiter approaches and says, "What's the name of your penis?"
The guy says, "Look, buddy, I'm not into that. All I want is a drink."
The waiter says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve you until you give me the name of your penis."
So the customer says, "All right, you go first: what's the name of your penis?"
The waiter says, "Nike... as in, 'Just Do It'."
The guy only thinks a moment, then says, "My penis is called 'Secret.'"
"Yeah... strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"