A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it's a gay bar.

    "What the heck? I really want a drink," he thinks, and sits down.

    A waiter approaches and says, "What's the name of your penis?"

    The guy says, "Look, buddy, I'm not into that. All I want is a drink."

    The waiter says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve you until you give me the name of your penis."

    So the customer says, "All right, you go first: what's the name of your penis?"

    The waiter says, "Nike... as in, 'Just Do It'."

    The guy only thinks a moment, then says, "My penis is called 'Secret.'"


    "Yeah... strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
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