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    A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."

    Eunice said to her boy friend Jeff, "I can't bend that far these days!"

    Jeff replied with a smile, "Well then, you'll just have to put your head between my legs."

    Eunice looked wide-eyed at her boy friend, and asked, "if my head were between your legs, where could you put your head?"

    "My love," replied Jeff, "if you've got your head between my legs, I won't give a damn where my head is!"
  • 100 Year Old Sex Maniac An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl...
  • Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch. One evening, as they sat on Bill`s porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prized stallion humping one of his mares...
  • Population Growth A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...
  • Compliment or Sexual Harassment? Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"
    After a week of this, she reports him to the Human Resources Department...
  • A Straight Guy in a Gay Bar A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it`s a gay bar. "What the heck? I really want a drink," he thinks, and sits down.
    A waiter approaches and says, "What`s the name of your penis...