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    Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman.

    One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn't wearing them. In fact, he couldn't recall a time he'd ever seen the man wear the earmuffs.

    Walking up to his foreman, he asked, "Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave you?"

    "Oh, they were a thing of beauty and kept my ears nice and toasty warm!"

    "Then why aren't you wearing them?"

    "Well, I did wear them that first cold day, but then someone offered me a drink and I didn't hear him!"
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