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    Sister Mary burst into the principal's office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"

    "Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited?"

    "Well, Father, I was on my way to chapel when I heard some of the older boys wagering!"

    "A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.

    "But that's not what made me so excited, Father. It was what they were wagering on! They were betting to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!"

    "Incredible!!!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?"

    She said, "Father, I hit the ceiling!"

    He mused, "So how much did you win?"
  • Stick Your Head Between Legs A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
    Eunice said to her boy friend Jeff, "I can`t bend...
  • How Do I Become Born Again? Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few, while they were discussing the meaning of life. The conversation grew deeper and deeper when one of the gents started talking about reincarnation. The trio started considering...
  • 100 Year Old Sex Maniac An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl...
  • Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch. One evening, as they sat on Bill`s porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prized stallion humping one of his mares...
  • Population Growth A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...