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    Wife: Tum Bahut Badal Gaye Ho, Aajkal Mujh Se Theek Se Baat Hi Nahi Karte?

    Husband: Nahin Kaam Mein Busy Tha?

    Wife: 2-3 Din Se Tum Kaam Ka Bahana Bana Rahe Ho. Tum Mujhse Kuch Chupa Rahe Ho.

    Husband: Nahi Thodi Tension Hai...

    Wife: Tum Hamesha Apni Tension Mujhse Chupate Ho. Mujhe Batao Hum Dono Mil Kar Koi Solution Nikalenge. Tum Mujhe Kuch Toh Batao Problem Kya Hai.

    Husband: Toh Lo Suno...

    Tds File Karna Hai...

    Income Tax File Karna Hai...

    Property Tax Dena Hai...

    GST File Karna Hai...

    Custom Department Main Shipment Atak Gayi Hai...

    Udhari Aa Nahi Rahi Hain...

    Bajar Mein Grahaki He Nahi...

    Upper Se Sealing Ka Panga Pada Hua Hai...

    March Closing Main Account Pe Dhyan Dun... Accountant Aa Nahi Raha Roz Goli De Raha Hai...

    AB DO MUJHY ISKA SOLUTION...

    Wife: Tum Naa Aaj 2 Peg Maar Hi Lo...
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  • Something Personal It was the third day my husband, Joe, had been in the intensive care unit following his fifth surgery for the removal of most of his remaining small intestine. The surgery took many more hours than expected...
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