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    Wife Ne Husband Ko Message Kiya: Office Se Aate Hute Hue Market Se Sabzi Lete Aana. Aur Haan, Padosan Ne Tumhe Hello Kaha Hai.

    Tabhi Husband Ka Reply Aata Hai: Kaun Si Padosan?

    Wife: Koi Nahi, Maine Toh Sirf Isliye Message Ke Last Mein Padosan Likha Taaki Mujhe Sure Ho Sake Ki Tumne Mera Pura Message Padh Liya Hai.
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    Picture Abhi Baaki Hai...

    Husband Ka Message Aata Hai: Lekin Mein Abhi Padosan Ke Saath Hi Hun. Tum Kis Padosan Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi?

    Wife: Kahan Ho Tum???

    Husband: Sabzi Market Ke Paas Hi Hun.

    15-20 Minute Mein Sabzi Market Pahunchkar Wife Ne Husband Ko Phone Kiya: Kahan Ho Tum?? Kiske saath Ho??

    Husband: Mein Toh Office Mein Hi Hun. Aur Haan, Ab Tum Sabzi Market Tak Aa Hi Gayi Ho Toh Sabzi Le Ke Hi Jaana...
  • The Wounded Scout A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as `guinea pigs` in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the...
  • The Blonde Nun The Blonde Nun One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always...
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  • Something Personal It was the third day my husband, Joe, had been in the intensive care unit following his fifth surgery for the removal of most of his remaining small intestine. The surgery took many more hours than expected...
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