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    The SETTING: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
    The FINALISTS:
    Miss America
    Miss Spain
    Miss Britain
    Miss Philippines
    Miss Iran
    Miss India
    QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Miss AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    Miss AMERICA: Because it stands every-time it sees a woman.....
    (Applause!.... Applause!)

    QUESTION: Misss Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Miss SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    Miss SPAIN: Because it charges every-time it sees an opening.
    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION: Miss Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Miss BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    Miss BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION: Miss Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Miss IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
    QUESTION: And why do you say that?
    Miss IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.....
    (Applause!... Applause!)
    v QUESTION: Miss India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Miss INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    Miss INDIA: Because it works day and night....
    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION: Misss Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Miss. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, of course, ihihi... I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis...
    QUESTION: Chismis???
    Miss PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... It's like, ahh like... it means GOSSIP in our language.
    QUESTION: Hmmmmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
    Miss PHILIPPINES: Ayyyy... nervous!!! Hihihihihi! Because...I mean...because it passes from mouth to mouth.

    STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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