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    Let's have a moment of silence in honor of those children who were not born but were...

    1. Swallowed during a blow job.

    2. Thrown away in a condom.

    3. Wasted in trousers during masturbation.

    4. Dropped on someones breast and died in tissue paper.

    5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with water.

    6. And many more untold incidents.

    Consider yourself very lucky to be alive, because you made it!

    You are a sperm that survived, whilst billions of others perished!

    You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!

    So do not feel down. Live life and enjoy it fully. If you made it when you were a sperm... You can make it in life too!
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