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    With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill.

    "Honey, you're so depressed. Take this money to the woman next door and she'll sleep with you. But remember: tonight only, okay? Never again!"

    He couldn't believe his ears but, afraid she might change her mind, grabbed the money and ran, but within five minutes was back, totally disappointed.

    "She says fifty isn't enough. She wants hundred!"

    His wife was mad, `Why that bitch! When she was pregnant and her husband came over here, I only charged him fifty!`
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