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    Raj worked in a mango pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the mango slicer.

    Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

    After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Raj to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

    The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Malar, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

    Raj tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the mango slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

    Malar gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

    She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the mango slicer?"

    Raj replied, "She got fired, too."
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